I can understand if you're at some place like Earls and this old guy comes up and asks to sit at the same table as someone hot like me with my hot girlfriends. But I mean common, wouldn't Colonel Sanders want us to endorse a little hospitality?
If YOU were Colonel Sanders, would you offer the old guy a place at your table and some chicken? Well maybe not the chicken. It might cause him a heart attack. Brett was reading a Weight Watchers Points book. KFC drumstick: 6 points. KFC drumstick without the skin: 2. Hilariously Finger Lickin' Good.
KFC? Why oh why would you go to KFC? Please don't tell me you ate the chicken. Oh for the love of God, don't have eaten the chicken!! I hear arteries everywhere clogging as we speak. The smell alone from three blocks away is enough to make me gag! Greg has assured me the only time he will step in to KFC is as a government agency to shut it down. He's already preparing a legal document to do so...
Bran
Posted by
Anonymous |
7:28 AM
KFC... yum. I also took advantage of "Toonie" Tuesday yesterday. We have one on our corner, and so I took a walk to pick up my chicken and also a slurpee from the Shell next door.
The walking involved to get it negates all the bad health effects, right?
Posted by
Queen of West Procrastination |
3:55 PM