J.C.Q.

J.C.Q.: I can't believe that Lou Dobbs just said he was worried about the "Illegal aliens that were unlawfully coming into America." How stupid is that?

B.A.Q.: Umm... it's not really stupid.

J.C.Q.: Well apparently you're not only incapable of picking up on redundancies, but also on rhetorical questions.

B.A.Q.: Well, apparently you don't realize I did pick up on the redundancy but I didn't think it was that ha-ha-ha-ha--iii--larious.

J.C.Q.: Quiet, B.A.Q.! Aren't you supposed to be reading the fish their bedtime story instead of watching Lou Dobbs anyway?

And... the rest of the conversation wasn't funny... sorry, I don't know where I was going with this. It will likely get skunk trophy for the 2007 posts.

But speaking of posts that could be tagged as "foreigners invading" and "crazy ass paranoid Americans," do what I did today if you have nothing better to do:

Type in "Invade Canada" in Google. You will get a veritable panoply of deliciously entertaining websites claiming how the USA actually owns Canada because of past wars or that it should invade canada immediately. Many sites have detailed maps to support their clever proposals and hypotheses. I'm not linking to them from here -- I don't need them harassing me on my blog. But go do it. It will, at the very least, mildly entertain you for a good ten minutes.

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JCQ: [Sarcastically] I noticed yesterday that Murray Wood now has signs at busstops claiming that he puts the "Ask" back in "Saskatchewan."

BAQ: It's not that bad of a slogan.

Michael: I tend to agree with J.C.Q. It is pretty stupid, but funny at the same time.

BAQ: Why?

JCQ: Well, for starters, "Ask" doesn't even come out as a word in Saskatchewan because it is accentuated "Sa-ska-tche-wan." This is stupid on so many levels, B.A.Q. How can't you see this?

Michael: Maybe you should write to him to tell him how you feel.

JCQ: Brilliant, Michael. Let's you and I both write to him together and suggest better slogans he could use. Like I put the "chew," as in chew people out, in Saskatchewan.

BAQ: Oh, come on. That's ten times worse.

JCQ: Fine. How about I put the "sassssss" in Sasssssskatchewan.

Michael: He's Murray Wood, J.C.Q. He isn't exactly sassy.

JCQ: Fine. How about I put the "che" in Saskatchewan?

Michael: What?

JCQ: "Che" is a Spanish interjection which in English is rougly equivalent to "Wow!" or "Hey!" or "Eh!" or sometimes even "Dude!" Ernesto Guevara earned his nickname due to his frequent use of this expression.

BAQ: JCQ, now you are just sitting at your computer making up the rest of this conversation based on information you are getting from Wikipedia. You didn't even mention the "Che" part during the actual conversation that took place last week.

JCQ: Quiet, BAQ! Shouldn't you be reading to the fishies or something?

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