J.C.Q.

Yesterday I had my first experience with curling. Not only was it my first experience, it was one that lasted three hours. This morning it was very, very hard to get out of bed. My hips really hurt.

On the other hand, it is a very fun game. Why do events and people go bowling for socials when instead you could go curling?

Posted by Fishsticks at 11:30 | Permalink | Comments

Today at work, there was no soap in the women's washroom. The woman beside me commented: "God, doesn't anybody do their job nowadays? Such simple things, but people always get them wrong!"

There are people (I used to be one) who think that they know other people's jobs and situations inside out. I am so sick and tired of people talking about how so-and-so is so stupid -- they are incompetent. Or why doesn't so and so do this my way -- it'd be much more effective.

Yet no one who makes such comments seems to have the guts to actually go up to the people they are wringing out and tell them what they think.

Before I exited the bathroom, a coworker took a towel and cleaned up the water marks the ignorant woman left.

Thankfully some of us believe in giving fellow humans a break, and the benefit of the doubt.

Posted by Fishsticks at 21:31 | Permalink | Comments

A woman, while at the funeral of her own mother, met this guy whom she did not know. She thought this guy was amazing, so much her dream guy she believed him to be just that! She fell in love with him right there, but never asked for his number and could not find him. A few days later she killed her sister.

What is her motive in killing her sister?
(For the answer, read the first Comment after you have thought about it for a short time)

Posted by Fishsticks at 11:14 | Permalink | Comments

I saw the third Harry Potter movie yesterday. It was great, but quite morbid. In any case, I need to get ahold of a Hippogryph. They are the coolest creatures ever. Much to my dismay, Brett does not approve of the idea of me ducktaping a hawk to a horse's back.

I thought it would be a symbiotic relationship; the bird could eat the parasites. Brett thinks the bird would tear the horse's flesh and the horse would eventually roll over on the hawk and kill it. Brett is such a pessimist.

Posted by Fishsticks at 11:20 | Permalink | Comments

This occurred to me the other day. I consider it funny, but at the same time, I'd appreciate a real answer from someone, if it exists.

What if someone believed that:
- Polygamy is wrong
- You can only remarry if your spouse has died
- Heaven exists

Then say that:
- Their spouse dies and goes to heaven
- Remarriage occurs, new couple grows old and dies
- In heaven, everyone is reunited with their spouses

Isn't that polygamy?

Posted by Fishsticks at 22:00 | Permalink | Comments