J.C.Q.

Alert to Levendis: This is another girly post-pop popetty pop pop post! Sorry. I will start being gender-neutral next time. I promise.

Brett's fish now have their own e-mail address: brettsfish at yahoo dot ca. Oh come on, Fish can be techky too. I can tell you of a lot of worse ways to waste internet space:
- sending daily I love you Hallmark e-cards to your friends and family
- teenage girls making pink websites with hopping lemurs with the whole story about how they got soooo drunk last weekend and how Tommy is totally way cool *crushing!*
- forwarding releases from a bogus organization about how you're going to get raped if you wave to a guy wearing a blue tuque
- blogs...

So there. Brett's fish having an e-mail ain't so bad after all. Besides, if you write to them, one of them will introduce himself or herself to you and answer all of your questions. I promise it will be very fun and amusing. They are also bilingual. But that's French and English. No German questions, Queen of the West, and no Spanish, H.G. Unless you two want to send some words for them to learn. That's cool, too. So hurry up and write. They need to practice their typing skills.

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This idea has been shamelessly stolen from T. who stole it from Levendis who stole it from the Palinode who stole it from Schmutzie who stole it from Sweetny. And now it's my turn. Top 15 "J.C.Q. needs" from Google. Bah, I'm too lazy to make the links. Just click on Somthing Witty on the sidebar. That'll get you to T.'s blog. I ripped off the above from said blog. She has links there. You know you are lazy when you are too lazy to move your hand to the mouse button.

About Me Being a Jerk
J.C.Q. needs to fucking take responsibility for herself
J.C.Q. needs some serious education in history, empathy, and
class, all three of which seem to be seriously lacking in her worldview

My Many Medical Illnesses
J.C.Q. needs dialysis three times a week'
J.C.Q. needs continual artificial tear-drops as her tear ducts were burn't
J.C.Q. needs to be placed with someone
who understands TB and can work through her problem
J.C.Q. needs surgery on a knee ligament injury sustained three weeks ago.
J.C.Q. needs prayer for MS and neuropathy.
J.C.Q. needs the vet for the iodine burn
J.C.Q. needs breast reduction

About Gambling
J.C.Q. needs it for other reasons, probably immigration
J.C.Q.needs to quit her life of crime
J.C.Q. needs guidance
J.C.Q. needs all the luck
J.C.Q. Needs Help

And some more disturbing remarks...
J.C.Q. needs more than this; she needs to know how her clitoris relates
to other people, and how it compares to other organs
J.C.Q. needs a whoopin herself

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