Christmas Cats -- A Song by J.C.Q.
**** To the tune of Hark! The Herald Angels Sing ****
Christmas kiiiiities clawing clawing
Clawing at B.A.Q.'s face
Christmas kiiiiiities gnawing gnawing
Gnawing at his shirt post haste
Christmas kitties are the cutest
Christmas kitties are so furry
Dressed with red bows on their ears
And gre-en collars to bring cheer
Christmas kitties -- here to stay
Despite B.A.Q.'s allergic ways
Christmas kiiiiities scratching scratching
Scratching at B.A.Q.'s eyes
Christmas kiiiiiities biting biting
Biting him until he cries
Christmas kitties are the cutest
Christmas kitties are so furry
Dressed with red bows on their ears
And gre-en collars to bring cheer
Christmas kitties -- here to stay
Despite B.A.Q.'s allergic ways
Christmas kiiiiities hissing hissing
Hissing that I do get a cat
Christmas kiiiiiities moewing moewing
Moewing just so I get that
Christmas kitties are the cutest
Christmas kitties are so furry
Dressed with red bows on their ears
And gre-en collars to bring cheer
Christmas kitties -- here to stay
Despite B.A.Q.'s allergic ways
Christmas kiiiiities crying crying
Crying to be in my arms
Christmas kiiiiiities purrring purrring
Purring with their sweetest charms
Christmas kitties are the cutest
Christmas kitties are so furry
Dressed with red bows on their ears
And gre-en collars to bring cheer
Christmas kitties -- here to stay
Despite B.A.Q.'s allergic ways
Is that a hint to B.A.Q? I think you should get one!
- Suzy Q
Posted by
Anonymous |
9:16 AM
I think we need to talk about all the violent lyrics in your song. I thought Christmas was about goodwill towards men and women (thus including your spouse!). I really don't know that singing about kitties clawing, biting, and scratching BAQ is the best way to persuade him to get you a kitty. If nothing else, you can come visit our kitty cat when we get one!
Bran
Posted by
Anonymous |
1:31 PM