Thoughts on Buttockses
Bum rubs are where it's at. At first, you may squeal and giggle when getting a bum rub. But after a while, you get used to it, and they feel better than backrubs and shoulder massages. You really should go to a massage therapist and get one.
I think the reason it's so relieving is because the bum works so hard all day. It sits there and takes all the shit.
Brett says it doesn't take the shit; it gives it out. He claims the bum is a selfish piece of flesh and deserves to be smacked around once in a while.
What do YOU think: The buttocks: altruistic, or selfish hardass? And no sitting on the fence.
This is obviously a pressing issue. I need Tamara's physiological insight and Taylor's Chomskyian knowledge of the ins-and-outs of adverbs to get this all sorted out.
You know, this would be a great debate case to run. Definitely a canned case. Hahaha.
I think the reason it's so relieving is because the bum works so hard all day. It sits there and takes all the shit.
Brett says it doesn't take the shit; it gives it out. He claims the bum is a selfish piece of flesh and deserves to be smacked around once in a while.
What do YOU think: The buttocks: altruistic, or selfish hardass? And no sitting on the fence.
This is obviously a pressing issue. I need Tamara's physiological insight and Taylor's Chomskyian knowledge of the ins-and-outs of adverbs to get this all sorted out.
You know, this would be a great debate case to run. Definitely a canned case. Hahaha.
I agree with you...bum rubs are the best!
-Sonia
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Anonymous |
1:52 PM
Guess what!
I saw Brett's book at the Leg! It's in the new gift shop. :)
- Sonia
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Anonymous |
2:17 PM