J: I challenge you to a game of who can come up with the most animal sounds.
B: Myeeeuuuuuuu.
J: And what exactly is that?
B: A zebu!
J: Once again, what exactly is that?
B: It's a type of cow, stupid.
J: You retard! Fine then!
Honk! I'm a snowgoose!
Honk! I'm a Canada goose!
Honk! I'm a barnacle goose!
Honk! My name is Brett and I ruin every game Jacqueline invents.
B: Can we get a baby Zebu?
J: Don't they grow really big?
B: I'll flog it constantly and starve it so it won't grow.
Okay. I'll stop bashing Brett for awhile.
B: Myeeeuuuuuuu.
J: And what exactly is that?
B: A zebu!
J: Once again, what exactly is that?
B: It's a type of cow, stupid.
J: You retard! Fine then!
Honk! I'm a snowgoose!
Honk! I'm a Canada goose!
Honk! I'm a barnacle goose!
Honk! My name is Brett and I ruin every game Jacqueline invents.
B: Can we get a baby Zebu?
J: Don't they grow really big?
B: I'll flog it constantly and starve it so it won't grow.
Okay. I'll stop bashing Brett for awhile.
Don't you watch the Simpsons? Lisa was teaching Maggie about Zebus and Lemurs.
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Tamara |
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