Badger 1, Duckies 0
J.C.Q.: Awn, look at those cute little teenage gooseys following around that badger!
B.A.Q.: Cute? You're sick.
J.C.Q.: Why? They are just curious little teenage gooseys and you know how much I love baby birdies
B.A.Q.: They are duckies, stupid. Plus, they are punks. They are irreverent punky teenage ducks. They are harassing the poor badger.
J.C.Q.: No they aren't! The badger is their friend! They're just following it around the shoreline of the lake! They are playing with Mr. friendly badger!
B.A.Q.: They may look innocent, but really, they're planning on wingbeating the poor badger. Thank God he's fast and is able to outswim them. All the damn badger wanted was to rest in peace in this area of the lake this evening and now he has to swim over to the other f*(^*( area of the f&*&^* lake, okay? Is that somehow amusing to you? What a waste of his time. F*(*(& teenage ducks!
J.C.Q.: You shouldn't be so prejudiced against those cute fluffy ducks.
B.A.Q.: Yeah, well, F*^( you too
B.A.Q.: Cute? You're sick.
J.C.Q.: Why? They are just curious little teenage gooseys and you know how much I love baby birdies
B.A.Q.: They are duckies, stupid. Plus, they are punks. They are irreverent punky teenage ducks. They are harassing the poor badger.
J.C.Q.: No they aren't! The badger is their friend! They're just following it around the shoreline of the lake! They are playing with Mr. friendly badger!
B.A.Q.: They may look innocent, but really, they're planning on wingbeating the poor badger. Thank God he's fast and is able to outswim them. All the damn badger wanted was to rest in peace in this area of the lake this evening and now he has to swim over to the other f*(^*( area of the f&*&^* lake, okay? Is that somehow amusing to you? What a waste of his time. F*(*(& teenage ducks!
J.C.Q.: You shouldn't be so prejudiced against those cute fluffy ducks.
B.A.Q.: Yeah, well, F*^( you too
You wrote F&^%?
Holy F*&^!
- Sonia
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