J.C.Q.

It is good to have your own team of experts in life to pick up the slack where you don't have any experience. Here's my experts and the classes they teach me. They're even available 24/7 for consultation:

Acflyboyroy -- Math and Science 110
BAQ -- History 100
Bran -- Fish finding 101
Derek -- Pop Culture 110
Eternalee -- Journalism 110
Fingas -- Law 110
Heidi -- Actuarial Sciences 110
Hellian -- Social Sciences 100
Hgh -- French 101
Joanie L. -- Medicine 100
Laura -- Travel 110
Levendis -- English 101
Marissa -- Psychology 110
Natie -- Media 100
Queen of West -- Weddings 100
Sonia -- Political Science 110
T. -- Physical Activities 101

If I was running for office, I would hire you all for the following positions:
Acflyboyroy -- Head of Union Relations
BAQ -- Western Canada Relations Consultant
Bran -- East Coast Relations Consultant
Derek -- Head of Publicity
Eternalee -- Head Press Consultant and Doctor of Spin
Fingas -- Head Legal Advisor
Heidi -- Master Bookeeper
Hellian -- Northern Canada Relations Consultant
Hgh -- Diplomacy and Etiquette Expert
Joanie L. -- Personal Doctor
Laura -- International Relations
Levendis -- Lead Spin Doctor
Marissa-rissa -- Central Canada Relations Consultant
Natie -- Senior Media Consultant
Queen of West -- Head Speechwriter
Sonia -- Advisor to the United Nations
T. -- Head Event Co-ordinator

PS -- If you're not on this list it doesn't mean I don't love you and you're not my friend. It just means you don't usually visit this blog. BAQ, you barely made the cut.

Posted by Fishsticks on Monday, July 18, 2005 at 07:04 | Permalink