Obnoxious, obnoxious Turtles
There are four turtles at the Regina Inn beneath the escalators in their little fountain park. The turtles are always piled on top of each other and I don't know why. I have therefore come up with a list of explanations as to why these foolhardy turtles do this:
1- The turtles that are on top are extremely lazy
2- The turtles are drunk because someone poured vodka into the fountain
3- The turtles move so slowly that they don't even realize they're on someone's back
4- One turtle is re-shingling the back of the other turtle
5- Both turtles have a case of the shingles
6- The turtles are just really stupid
7- They don't understand yet how to have sex
8- The turtles on top are scared of the water
9- The turtles are trying deviously to take the escalators
10- The turtles are attempting to launch themselves on the backs of people with green shirts so they can get into the Casino Regina brunch for free and pig out before 2012.
1- The turtles that are on top are extremely lazy
2- The turtles are drunk because someone poured vodka into the fountain
3- The turtles move so slowly that they don't even realize they're on someone's back
4- One turtle is re-shingling the back of the other turtle
5- Both turtles have a case of the shingles
6- The turtles are just really stupid
7- They don't understand yet how to have sex
8- The turtles on top are scared of the water
9- The turtles are trying deviously to take the escalators
10- The turtles are attempting to launch themselves on the backs of people with green shirts so they can get into the Casino Regina brunch for free and pig out before 2012.
